Blades of Athena: Kratos Metal Keychain Forged in the Fires of Sparta – A God’s Relic for Mortal Hands
Product Description
"Carry the Rage of a God in Your Pocket"
The air crackles with the stench of ash and ambition. Somewhere beyond the veil of Midgard, Kratos bellows – not in fury, but approval.
You’ve found it.
A fragment of the Leviathan Axe, shrunk to 9cm of cold, unyielding metal. Not a trinket. Not a toy. A token from the Ghost of Sparta himself, forged for those who dare to wear their defiance like armor.
Chapter 1: The Forging
This keychain isn’t made. It’s reborn.
Metal of the Gods: Cast in alloy as unbreakable as Kratos’ resolve. Bend it? Even Zeus failed.
9cm of Power: Smaller than Mimir’s head, sharper than Atreus’ wit. Fits in palms, dominates keyrings.
Gift Box of Valhalla: Arrives in a relic box etched with runes. Open it, and the crunch of Spartan boots echoes.
Chapter 2: The Burden
Attach it to your keys. Slip it into your pocket. Feel its weight.
This is no ornament.
It’s a reminder:
To bosses: That you’ve slain bigger monsters than quarterly reports.
To traffic: That patience is for mortals (you’re grinding XP).
To yourself: That rage, channeled, builds legends.
Chapter 3: The Covenant
Forge Alliances (Wholesale & Dropshipping)
Warriors’ Discount: Buy 10, and we’ll arm your cohort at Odin’s vault prices.
Silent Dropship: We’ll deliver to your followers’ doors – no trace of Midgardian meddling.
Technical Lore
Attribute
Mortal Translation
Material
God-Tier Alloy (CE-Certified to Survive Ragnarök)
Size
9cm – Fits in Pockets, Not in Helheim’s Grip
Packaging
Relic Box – Worthy of Faye’s Secrets
Shipping
Free via Valkyrie Courier (No Bifröst Required)
Age
14+ (Youths Bold Enough to Defy Fate)
Call to Arms
"Spartan! The Stock Dwindles – Even Gods Can’t Hold Back Time."
"Buy Now"
Odinson’s Oath:
60-Day Quest Guarantee: Lost in Yggdrasil? We’ll track your relic.
Alliance Rewards: Leave a 5-star saga, and we’ll name a future blade in your honor.
Warning: May provoke sudden urges to yell "BOY!" at household pets.
The Blades of Athena aren’t sold. They’re claimed.
