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"The Witcher’s Blade, Shrunk to Fit Your Shelf (and Your Soul)."
The air in Kaer Morhen is thick with the scent of iron and regret. Geralt sharpens his silver sword, muttering about contracts and coin. But you? You’ve found something better.
The Mini Katana of Kaer Morhen isn’t just a blade.
It’s a promise.
Chapter 1: The Call to Adventure
You’re no Witcher. No mutant. No monster slayer.
But when you hold this 22cm katana, you feel it—the hum of steel, the whisper of a thousand battles.
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Forged in Zhejiang’s Fires: Tempered to withstand dragon’s breath and IKEA assembly.
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Blade of Legends: 12cm of unyielding metal, angled to perfection (≤60°, because even mini katanas respect geometry).
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Handle of Heroes: Wrapped in the grip of destiny (3cm of pure resolve).
Chapter 2: The Journey
This isn’t just decor. It’s a companion.
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For Cosplayers: Slip it into your Geralt costume. Watch con-goers bow.
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For Dreamers: Prop it on your desk. Let it remind you: Even Witchers start small.
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For Rebels: Hang it above your bed. Let it guard your dreams from drowners and deadlines.
Chapter 3: The Transformation
You unsheathe it. The blade catches the light, and suddenly:
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You’re in Novigrad: Bargaining with merchants, dodging guards, and sipping ale.
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You’re in Westeros: Swearing oaths to the Night’s Watch, frost biting your cheeks.
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You’re in Your Living Room: But it feels like a throne room.
Specifications as Lore
| Attribute |
Details |
| Blade Material |
Tempered Steel (Defies Time and Toddlers) |
| Full Length |
22cm – Fits in Hands, Hearts, and Heroic Fantasies |
| Blade Length |
12cm – Sharp Enough for Legends, Dull Enough for Safety |
| Handle Length |
3cm – Grip of the Ancients |
| Style |
American Meets Anime (Because Heroes Don’t Choose Sides) |
Call to Arms
"The Path Awaits. Will You Walk It?"
Claim Your Blade Now
Oath of the Witcher:
Warning: May provoke sudden urges to growl “Hmm.” at strangers.
The Mini Katana of Kaer Morhen doesn’t adorn shelves.
It claims them.
Will yours be worthy? ⚔️🐺
